I entered a contest today for a signed copy of “Go Set a Watchman.” To enter, I had to swear that I had read the full terms and conditions. That’s how I discovered that if I won the prize, I would have to

release and hold harmless Sponsor, HarperCollins Publishers LLC and their respective subsidiaries, affiliates, suppliers, distributors, advertising/promotion agencies, and prize suppliers, and each of their respective parent companies and each such company’s officers, directors, employees and agents (collectively, the “Released Parties”) from and against any claim or cause of action, including, but not limited to, personal injury, death, or damage to or loss of property, arising out of participation in the Sweepstakes or receipt or use or misuse of any prize.

Help! I’ve been reading and I can’t get up.

Wait! I Can DIE from This? by Ed Ward is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.